Here is the transcript from my chat with Netflix customer support today:
This morning we had a celebratory doughnut breakfast. Adam got up and went to use the bathroom in the middle of the night WITHOUT WAKING ME UP and WITHOUT FUSSING!!! This is big stuff, people. Sweet little Adam wanted to save a few of his doughnut holes for his daddy. We were eating them in the car, on the way to Levi's physical therapy session. Suddenly, I heard, "Ut-Uh! I have a pwobwem. I accidentally ate two, and now there are only two left!" He solved his problem by breaking those two doughnut holes into smaller pieces so Daddy could have more. This is just as funny to me now as it was twelve hours ago when it happened.